One Day Andrew will
OneDay I will own a jetski

One Day Jack will
Drink beer out of Hamish’s Ass Crack

One Day Daniel will
OneDay I will meet Hamish and Andy

One Day Harry will
Go to the Footy with Hamish & Andy

One Day Mark will
Get a montage of myself doing things.

One Day Tara will
One Day Tara will

One Day Joshua will
Get as drunk as I possibly can

One Day Dylan will
Win the premiership with my football team

One Day jackson will
string a sentence together good enough to make H & A laugh

One Day Bradley will
write a fantasy novel

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day Geoff will
Laugh continuously for five minutes without farting

One Day mel will
have drinks with my new best mates Hamish and Andy

One Day Tamara will
Take my kids to Disneyland

One Day Joubert will
Watch Titanic

One Day Patrick will
Go to the AFL Grandfinal

One Day Matthew will
Convince people face tats aren’t cool.

One Day Kirsten will
OneDay I will finally meet Hamish and Andy

One Day Leith will
OneDay I will own a Hamish & Andy Gold coloured watch.